Welcome!

Welcome, lowly mortals!  Welcome, to my humble little blog.  Which will soon be one big effin blog, aha! 
But I'm getting ahead of myself here.  I am the Commentator, the star of a number of parodies on Fanfiction.Net by my creator Anonymius known as Abridged Commentaries!

Professor:  What do you mean by star?  You're barely in a couple of the chapters!

Hey, I'm a running character, aren't I?  I'm like the Crypt Keeper!  And how did you get out of that pit?

Professor:  I am a professor, remember?  I have my ways.

Uhuh.  By the way this is my assistant, the Professor.  Seriously just type in "Abridged with commentary" and sees what comes up!

Professor: (typing something into a computer) Okay, I have done that, but only the first chapter of 'Heroes Abridged (With Commentary)' has come up.

-Wait, what?  Are you sure?

Professor:  See for yourself.

Huh.  I was so sure that more were supposed to show up.  In any case, search for 'Anonymius' and go from there!

Professor:  Now it's come up with anonymous group.

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Professor:  No wait, my mistake.  You just need to click for 'Anonymius' instead.

Okay, that's fine.  Anyhoo, the purpose for this blog existing (aside from now being free to rant without waiting for Anonymius to publish a new chapter or fic) is that we're celebrating Christmas by publishing something new every day starting tomorrow for twelve days!  All further updates will now come here, so check out Anonymius' account, especially in the next couple of weeks, review, and let him know if you want an update soon!  Of course, it'll likely need to have more hits montly than our Doctor Who Abridged, which is now up to 140 this month.  Sigh.